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and revives back to life hahahah ?!!?!?!?

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stares nervously at the groups i havent visited in 10 yrs
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HOW DO I USE THIS ANYMORE


WHAT 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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im starving

I OWE THIS PLACE MORE STUFF
IM SORRY GALLERY YOU'RE SO EMPTY :iconwind-plz:
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sits down

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stares at tablet


stares at newsprint pad



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:icondeadbodyplz: jesus take the wheel..... i miss drawing random shit saoo much.
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The following is a censored transcript of an interview with one Milizia Academy student, MinKyu Peter Choi.


1. What is your real name?

MinKyu, Min, 珉, as in jade and Kyu, 奎, as in Andromeda, and of the constellation Baekho/Byakko.

2. What is your surname?

Choi, 崔, of the Hwasun clan.

3. What are your three most popular nicknames?

Peter, Hey, kimchi-ass niqqa...
I dunno, I feel kinda fuzzy inside when people give me nicknames... (in reality they probably don't know my name...)

4. What is your favorite color?

Brown and Purple!

5. What is your favorite animal?

Penguins.... ..... *looks to the side*

6. What [nationality] are you?

Korean-American: born in America, raised in Korea. Well, I'm still more comfortable with my first language, maybe you can tell *laughs uncomfortably*

7. What is your favorite song?

Starcraft audio textures! (Just kidding!)

8. What is your favorite band?

I've got to think about that one....

9. What is your favorite TV station?

Definitely, definitely, Food Network.
Even though they have the grossest kimchi recipies.

10. What is your favorite pastime?

Somewhere between chewing bubblegum and kicking a--. *dorky laugh*
Nah, I just really like the internet.

11. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Well, I kind of wanted to be a kindergarten teacher, you know? I like kids! Hm... I think I wanted to be a truck driver too... well, there's still plenty of time to think about it!

12. What did you want to be when you grew up when you were 4-7 years old?

I wanted to be the Blue Power Ranger... maybe if I stay a Freshman forever, it'll be pretty close!

13. Time to get more wacko and personal… are you intimidated?

Should I be...? .... i-is Officer Weston coming? *nervous laughter*

14. Who do you have a crush on / who are you in a relationship with?

Oh, whew!
Well, I've been in a relationship with my childhood friend since freshman year of high school... I guess I like her!
There was also a sort of odd situation at the beginning of last term... *blushes and looks away*

15. Are you cheating?

Only sometimes! When I forget to study, especially for history classes... d-don't tell my parents though! They'd be furious!
*mutters* at least I got the grade... but yeah, not like that!

16. Have you ever cheated on someone before?

Hm... I don't think so? I remember the cashier gave me $2.50 instead of $1.50 for change before...
....and I didn't tell her about it. *low evil laugh*

17. Do you drink often?

It depends on what the drink is! Back in the day, I almost made my brother go for broke with all the 5-hour Energy I was downing!
I use to make Long Island cocktails with them too... hey! Don't judge!

18. Do you smoke often?

Before I came here, yeah! That was pretty expensive too...

19. What is your addiction? We know you have at least one.

THE INTERNET! *strange limb movements*

20. What is your naughtiest/dirtiest habit?

*looks around before leaning in and whispering conspiratorially* well, sometimes I like to pull out my leg hairs and collect them on a tissue and look at them... I-I throw them away though! Scout's honor! (even though I was never a scout... only in the hood!)

21. What's your sex life like?

Well, I'm ambidextrous! *odd smile*

22. Have you had a recurring dream before? If so, what was it about? Explain.

Actually, yes I have. It's a bit personal though, so I'll pass!

23. What was the last dream [you can remember] about?

I was trying that 'lucid dreaming' thing that was all the rage in the 2010's. Really, all it led up to was me watching myself and Avery sleep, but darn if we don't look good doing it.

24. Tell me something that could make you smile without fail.

When someone calls me bro...

25. What is your favorite thing to drink?

Milkis with chilled espresso! It's like a carbonated coffee wonderland!

26. What is your master goal in life?

Never really thought about it... I guess I'll just follow Hyung around until something comes to mind...

27. What is your most recent wish?

A replacement graphic card, and the password to m...my Blizzard account. *choked sob, covered by a pained chuckle*

28. If you could accomplish one thing for yourself or someone else, anything at all, what would it be?

Hm... well if everyone's happy, everything's cool!

29. Tell me something that desire that you can't accomplish by yourself; something that someone else has to do for you.

Meeting new people. It's a bit too complicated, and bros and Hyung have always helped me out, though!

30. What is your worst weakness?

Human... interaction? I like kids, though! *looks off to the side, in thought*

31. What is your worst fear?

The dark... you never know what's out there!
Also, someone breaking into my laptop without my permission!

32. Name off five traits of your dream boy/girl.

That's easy!
Long, black hair, when it's super pretty and smooth! Pale skin, short....
Hm... and also if they are soft-spoken and kind....

33. What is your idea of the best day ever?

Any day that doesn't end up with another traumatic experience! That sort of seems hard to avoid here though... *shudder*

34. Who is your best friend?

Ye Yang Feng! It's weird, we're the same age but I already feel like he's growing up alot faster sometimes.

35. Who is your worst enemy?

I don't really have an enemy... well, not in real life as least *snorts*, if I had to tell you about my enemies online, it'd take three days and three nights!

36. Describe to me your most prized possession.

My earrings, probably. ...and, well, they're round.... and small.... and black. There's a pointy end I put into the hole, and a little thingy I use to clip it in... *whispers 'that's what she said'*... anyways, they're really special to me.

37. If you could make peace / friends with anyone right now, who would they be?

Um... probably Danbi. I'm not really sure why she hates me so much, I used to brush her hair and takes baths together when we were younger *laughs*.
Maybe... Officer Weston... too.... ..... *shudder* but I'm not sure if I'm actually a special incident with her...

38. The Headmaster announces that the world will come to an end at midnight of the next day, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Who would you want to spend the last day of humanity with, and what would you do?

W-wait.... what. Let me think about that, gosh it's so sudden.
I'd probably try to really quickly finish reading the rest of Wikipedia... maybe cuddle with my friends. It'd be a shame to waste time going back home on a plane! Make do with what you've got, right? Thank god they have fast internet here! ... wait that sounded off...

39. What is the one thing you desire above all else as of today?

Not sure... I haven't really had the urge for anything, know what I mean?
Maybe a huge crock pot party!

40. The delivery man leaves a box on your door when you aren't expecting any packages. You open it to find a fancy glass bottle that resembles something between women's perfume and a wine bottle; the label reads "SHALTEIR's Love Liquid." Who do you test it on and how do you sneak it to them?

Maybe Avery... he's kind of into that I think. Shalteir sounds Frenchy right? It sounds a bit like his name too, Chevalier... Shalteir. He always smells good anyways, so maybe he won't use it.
I honestly think Febreze is better than any of that fancy stuff though.

41. You lover / best friend is announced dead via suicide. How do you react?

..... huh... *pauses*
I'd be mad... then I'd be sad...

42. You were walking alone through your department come 11:24pm at night when out of the blue you get tackled from behind. What is your next move?

To fall down and try not to move...

...or cry.

43. You're having a movie-at-home date tonight. When you go to blockbuster, what are your top three movie options that you and your date would probably enjoy?

Uh, well to be honest my date and I share very, very, different tastes in movies.
I like rom-coms (romance comedy films, the best!), but she always insists on something scary!
We can always negotiate though...

So, Bridesmaids, Zomieland and.... Texas Chainsaw Massacre...?

44. Back to reality… who are you the angriest at?

I don't really want to say.... well, I'm not exactly angry at him but... *falls quiet with an expression of mortification*

45. What was the scariest moment of your life?

Probably going to visit my homie in prison. Like, no disrespect or anything but those guys are terrifying...
At the same time I'm so, so, jealous of their facial hair. It's like they have nothing up here *runs hands through hair*, and they just, magically transferred all of that to their face.

Also, probably when I was walking around Monte Rosa without my glasses. I don't know if you ever played Slender, but my god....

46. What was the best moment of your life?

When Feng-hyung didn't beat me up at graduation *snorts*, also when I got into... here... I guess.
No homo though.

Also when Avery asked to be my roommate again this year! I think that was the happiest I've been in a while!

47. What was the worst moment of your life?

Um... maybe when I... messed up... really ba..d..ly...
I-it didn't seem like he was that angry though... maybe....
... graduation... that... particular graduation, maybe...

48. What was the saddest moment of your life?

When the bastard who messed with my feels also decided to reset all my characters to Level 1.
My honesty and integrity won't even allow me to hack my way. This is way more special to me than to stoop to something as base as that!

49. How do you think you'll die / how did you die?

Hopefully... quietly...
That's not very nice to ask though!
Actually it'd be so awesome if I could die doing something awesome.... or die and come back to life!

[[Peter either dies happy, of old age... or is institutionalized and expires from a quiet, semi-unintentional drug overdose.
The more you know!]]


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50. What is your "theme song" – in your opinion, a friend's opinion, or your creators?

www.staggeringbeauty.com/
Shake that mouse!
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